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Invasion of the Inanimate Objects

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One day, while I was walking down a road in Mexico – I was lost and trying to find my way back.

I looked up. And thought to myself – I don’t remember these overhead electric lines being where I am going.

So I made a right hand turn, to go to the next block – away from the overhead electric lines.

I looked up.

And there they were again.

“That’s Odd,” I thought to myself.

All the buildings were single story buildings. So I looked around and started walking to the next street – away from the overhead lines.

One block. Two blocks. Three blocks.

I made a left.

And there the electric lines were above me again.

I was really lost. And this wasn’t helping.

So I walked to the other side of the wide street.

And looked again.

There the electric lines were above my head.

Again.

I looked at the other side of the street.

There were no electric lines over there.

SO I crossed the street.

And there they were again.

Right above me.

I ran and ran and ran.

Everywhere I went.

Those overhead electric lines followed.

Off in the distance I saw a shopping mall I recognized.

I walked towards it.

And as I did.

As I switched from one side of the street to another.

The overhead lines continued following.

What did they want?

Why were they following me?

My heart raced.

I ran and ran and ran towards the shopping mall where I knew I would be safe and free from the terror the overhead electric lines were wreaking on me.

I was near a panic. When I ran through the doors.

I could breathe again.

I walked around.

Caught my breath.

I looked for the overhead electric lines in the mall – but alas – they had not followed me in here.

After cooling down for an hour. I found an exit where there were no overhead lines in sight.

I nervously peeked my head outside.

I was safe.

And the border of the United States wasn’t far.

Maybe 2 miles from here.

So I walked.

Ok, I admit, it was a light jog. as I wasn’t trying to draw too much attention.

But as I looked to my left. I saw a blue satellite dish.

Everywhere. Every house I looked. Had a blue satellite dish.

There was even a blue satellite dish on the street lamps.

They were everywhere.

Following me.

I ran, terrified – to the border and barely made it there alive.

I lived to survive the invasion of the inanimate objects and lived to tell about it.