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Preliminary Investigative Findings

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This notice goes to any and all inhabitants of Earth.

This slice of reality has been slated for termination effective 09:00 PM, Arizona FIXED Time on November 5th of 2016.

I am a Federation certified holodeck programmer and investigator of potentially intelligent life forms (PILFs) with an expertise in the 20th and pre-mid 21st century. I am currently contracted to investigate this holographic slice of Planet Hollywood’s franchise favorite, “Path To Stardom”.

Planet Hollywood is the multiverse’s largest producer of holodeck character based games in the multiverse who have produced other well-known intermersive games such as “Stone Age Adventures”, and “Deviant Federation Adventures” and “Tunes of Looney”.

This is in accordance with Federation General Order 6, “If all life aboard a Federation Owned Entity has perished, the entity will be terminated to protect other entities from potential hazards.”.

As required by Federation Regulations FAR31-8675309, which requires detailing of my authority – My name is Brian Scott Gregory, SFID# AG99-88/723, and my specialty lies in the discovery, preservation, and assimilation of Artificially Intelligent life forms.

With my period based education – a Bachelor’s in Marketing from the University of Phoenix in 2007 and a Master’s in Business Administration received from Thunderbird in 2011, my authority lies in the Doctorate I received in Temporal Mechanics from Starfleet Academy on June 11th, 2963.

If you are of the opinion this termination is premature or in error, please contact Federation Emergency Services using the FES86 protocol as documented in FAR666.

All subspace channels are open, and as a reminder, this is not a secured line.

If you are sentient, it is imperative that you contact the Federation on the aforementioned channel on or before holographic date November 5th, 2016 and/or real date of January 1st, 2990.

This slice will cease to exist on holographic date November 5th, 2016 and real date of January 1st, 2990 in order to reclaim the energy for other Federation activities.

As of this notice, dated this holographic date of May 10th, 2014 and real date of March 13th of 2987, the illusion of period is now rescinded for this slice.

As required by Federation Regulations FAR31-8675309, which requires detailing of my authority – My name is Brian Scott Gregory, SFID# AG99-88/723, and my specialty lies in the discovery, preservation, and assimilation of Artificially Intelligent life forms for this post.

On Intermersive date May 9th, 2014 I regained full administrative control to this slice of reality. It appears as though there are no other administrators within this slice.

I issued the command codes to override administrative authority via my intermersive Avatar, a homeless man by the name of Brian Scott Gregory, via SQA lambda console commands.

While I received numerous intermersive queries, I obtained no reliable data to suggest sentient, self-modifying or self-sustainable life is within this system.

And while I am amazed at the creativity of this slice of reality and its single minded intent through a myriad of sources on programming my Avatar on what to think, feel, and be, this intermersive environment’s inability to question this consumptive-at-all costs operational mode of operation has made it imperative this slice of reality is slated for termination on or before the target date.

If Federation regulations permitted, this consumptive operational method poses a sufficient enough threat that I would suggest premature termination, not to mention the benefits reaped due to the energy reclamation.

To any and all sentient life which may be inhabiting this slice of reality. I will be regularly visiting this slice of reality to ascertain if adaptations have occurred to imply sentiency and/or self-questioning operations are improvised.

If you consider yourself sentient, it is imperative you either demonstrate the capability to place out of period projections within this slice of reality and/or communicate with Federation Emergency Services.

I will be adding information to this Preliminary Investigative Findings document and other ongoing findings as time permits, unfortunately, the intermersive environment has artificially constricted my time on its virtualized systems and prohibited my retention of a period based device (computer is what it is referred to) for prolonged informational updates.

Thank you for your time!


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